There is a twitter account I stumbled upon last night called Girl Posts (Facts About Girls!) that spouts off ignorant bull shit and is also incredibly popular. Funny how those two things go together so often.

Anyways, after reading a few of the tweets I could no longer help myself. The account has 1.7 million followers so whoever runs it will probably never see my retorts, but it makes me feel better to know that the one or two retweets I get agree with me: if you follow these tweets advice, you are heading down the path of being loveless succubus who hates yourself almost as much as you hate others.